Colin's Humpty Dumpty

(text-colour:#d53434)[Humpty Dumpty] sat on a wall - [[Rethink this whole sitting thing, seems dangerous ->wall]] - [[Get really comfy->Sit]]

Humpty Dumpty gets off the wall - [[Have second thoughts]] - [[Admire the wall]] - [[Relax against the wall]]

Why mess with a good thing? - [[Sit]]

It is a very nice wall. - [[Sit]] -[[Stands]]

Wow. What a wall. So nice and smooth at the top - [[Sit]] - [[Consider Inventing A Dance]]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - [[Fall]] - [[Fall]] - [[Fall]]

Time passes in an entropic universe - [["What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]] - [["Holy shit is that Humpty Dumpty?!"]]

It is! We must put him back together! - [[Use the modern tools available]] - [[Try Your best]] - [[Give Up]]

"Alas, that such a task to reconstruct thine servant be placed upon these hands" - [[starteth from the edges ->start from the edges]] - [[Tryeth to pasteth that gent togeh'r]] - [[Surrender ->Give Up]]

No luck. [[go back ->"What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]]

No one could put Humpty back together again.

You've gotten about 90% of the way through you're brand new dance when your friend Shock G comes along. - [[Show him your new song]] - [[Be suspicious. You must protect your song]]

As soon as you show him the lyrics and dance, he snatches your them and runs away. - [[Maybe nothing will happen]]

You try to protect your baby, but he already saw the dance and quickly snatches all of the papers and runs away. - [[Damn ->Maybe nothing will happen]]

He looks even worse now. - [[Go Back ->"Holy shit is that Humpty Dumpty?!"]]

White hot rage surges through your very core. Without realizing it, you lose your balance. - [[Next ->Sit]]

No Lucketh [[go back ->"What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]]

Despite all of the modern democracy's available equestrians (thanks to industrial farming), you've yet to make any meaningful progress. [[Give Up]]

Wait, why am I standing? [[go back ->"Consider Inventing A Dance"]]